I've been waiting all my life to have a red-carpet moment, but who
knows when the Academy will get around to remembering my searing
director's debut at the age of 14, when I put on a musical version of
Hamlet to the theme song of The Beatles' "Obladi Oblada." (Maybe you
had to be there.) So I've decided to take matters into my own hands—not
to hog the limelight for myself, but to bestow accolades and acclaim to
a few of the brightest and best resources in our Artist Daily store!
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